Sellyourgoldteeth.com

Say you're a "dirty south" rapper but the last album you put out aint selling. Nobody's feeling your stuff, people done moved on, or your last album came out maybe two summers ago, and people forgot your name. What do you do?

You might want to start with this website: Sellyourgoldteeth.com.

Say if you have to get a job selling popcorn or cleaning toilets. You know that nobody will hire you with your gold teeth all shining. So give it up homie, head to the site Sell Your Gold Teeth.com.

Admit it, your rap career is done. Swallow your pride, hit the site, and do the right thing.