Complete gibberish.....the ideal IPod playlist


I aint got a damn thing, but at least I have an Ipod!

This is the ideal Ipod playlist for just a lazy Sunday afternoon in the local bookstore, bored stiff while everybody else has laptops all running, and u aint got one, where the only excitement is the various array of phat booties that pass by the window on their way to the movies. Put this on your Ipod for the next boring Sunday afternoon. This is by genre, so find songs in the genre....Start out with some NYC underground hip hop, then switch to some of that English UK drum and bass or whatever form of hip hop is popular over there, then switch to NYC hardcore hip hop twice with 2 back to back cuts, then slow the tempo down with some funk by a real live band as oppossed to just a DJ, then take it overseas to Europe and put in some hip hop by a French, German or Italian artist. Slow it down a bit with some reggaee from Jamaica (did I spell it right?)of the roots variety, then speed up with some dancehall(and not that Sean Paul nonsense either), throw in some neo soul, then some West Coast LA or Bay Area underground (avoid the hyphy though), then really switch things up with "world" music (some African drums maybe?). Get back to some ol' school funk, then pick it up with some of that funky 60s jazz, then some ambient techno, back down to 60s jazz again, bring back some of that ol' roots reggaee twice , then some ol' jazz (John Coltrane, maybe some Cab Calloway), some bluez, and then wrap it up with some old r&b from the 50s.

Now thats guaranteed to let you chill as you watch all the girls walk by and sip your Strawberry/Raspberry Smoothie, watching people punch stuff up on their laptops which you dont have.